Elvis' birthday is in less than a week, and all I have ready is:
Maybe I need some rhinestone toilet paper or something?
Dedric had a suggestion, but I don't think it was a porcelain monkey or a guitar-shaped pool.
Maybe I'll just leave it to the Church Of Elvis folks and enjoy the day.



Comments (2)
I'm grateful you've given us the opportunity to offer Crap to the King. Thanks for coming out last night, BTW.
Posted by Garrett Larkham | January 3, 2008 5:59 AM
Posted on January 3, 2008 05:59
It was my pleasure.
Um... maybe next time there will be music? ;)
Posted by Crap Mariner | January 3, 2008 6:00 AM
Posted on January 3, 2008 06:00