Another letter? What is it with you people?
Why are you named Crap?
It is the first thing my inventor said when he wound me up.
He cut his hand on a sharp edge of the key and shouted "CRAP!"
It kinda stuck.
I'd ask you to check with my inventor, Professor Milton Mariner. Sadly, he, his wife, and son all died in a housefire over a year ago, sparked by a lightning strike when the Mariner son ordered me to stand on the roof during a storm.
My memory of the event and the weeks afterwards are somewhat hazy, only becoming clear after some repairs by builder-scripter Dedric Mauriac of Woodbridge.
The Mariner Mechanical Manservant And Farming Mechanism Factory on Caledon has long been resold to other residents.
Oddly enough, no records for Milton Mariner and Lady Mariner exist, suggesting that this story is full of crap.
Comments (2)
Uh-oh, by responding to these inquiries you've established a precedence, encouraging more people to send in questions.
The next step is to turn these Q&A sessions into SL machinima.
Posted by Capt Platthy | November 16, 2007 10:50 AM
Posted on November 16, 2007 10:50
I figure if I answer one a day, I'll run out and then I can throw out the mailbox and nail a board across the mailslot.
I think my strategy will work. No way it can fail.
Posted by Crap Mariner | November 16, 2007 11:00 AM
Posted on November 16, 2007 11:00