Apparently, Paris Hilton's got a problem with binge-drinking elephants in India:

Paris Hilton is being praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India.

Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage.

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site. Her comments were picked up by other Web sites and newspapers around the globe.

Thank goodness she's doing her best to manipulate the press-parasites constantly on her heels into shining their media spotlight on the plight of these poor villagers and elephants.

I mean, if she didn't do this kind of things, binge-drinking elephants might start showing up in Second Life, right?

Caleb left his gigantic martini glass and pink elephant out again.

Ohhhhhhhhh crap. I'm going to have to rebuild the Guggenheim 2.0 when this flexiphant son-of-a-bitch stampedes around the Five Islands.

BANANA! DEDRIC! RAZZ! LOCK DOWN YOUR SIMS! BANLIST THE PINK ELEPHANTS!

I hope I'm not too late!